ESC-444 (Cursed River Water)

 ESC-444 (Cursed River Water)

Object Class: Safe

its a block of water that stands in site 420 in the heavy containment zone, whenever you read anything about it, it will certainly hallucinate the hell out of you.

ESC-1326 (SPINNNNNN)

ESC-1326

Object Class: SAFE

Description:

it's a 4cm (or 1.5748") Gear with a nudged pitch of 78cm/h (or 30"/H), made of tungsten metal and an unverified material of either chemically altered Chromium or "gammajelqium-85".

in 19██ it was spun for the first and only time and its persistent properties and exact balance made ESC-1326 spin spontaneously at a fixed rate of 292 763 45 m/s, around 1/10ths of the speed of light, this allows ESC-1326 to start dilate the physical matter around it, or in specifics; "Time dilation is the difference in elapsed time as measured by two clocks, either because of a relative velocity between them (special relativity), or a difference in gravitational potential between their locations (general relativity). When unspecified, "time dilation" usually refers to the effect due to velocity." wikipedia

Special Containment Procedures:

kept in light containment in site-420, allowed for all personnel to access.

H.V.F.Z.Z Turret

An H.V.F.Z.Z Turret

is a High Velocity Friction Zoom Zoom.

it's made using ESC-895 and ESC-1326

ESC-835 (Illegal Bedrock)

 ESC-835 (Illegal Bedrock)

Object Class : Safe

it is an undestructable piece of rock currently used on H.V.F.Z.Z Turret

ESC-423 (Trigger Monster)

 ESC-423 (Trigger Monster)

Object Class : Safe

This creature is known as the "Trigger Monster" It does literally nothing when there are no source triggers and it takes the look of the model of HL2

this character works on triggers, the triggers enable the other version of it and disables the one that you just saw, so there are infinite amounts of this creature, estimates say that there are 34 of them made currently