ESC-003 (Homer Simpson)

 Homer Simpson

Object Class : Keter

"ESC-003 is a creature that has been a hero or even a villian?, he is not human, he is deformed and he cannot get killed, the way of killing him is to ****** the *********** inside the ********* and it i- HEY! NO DON'T TAKE THAT HOMI-

thwack." "ksshshh &helph̏͌e̴̶̗ ͘i͍̓s̘̩͂ ́h̨̹̾͑̍̈́͆̑̏͑ͅ҉͗͏e̸̡͉ͤ͋r̸̸̸̛͕͚̖̺̍̑͠e̶̛̗̘̬̖͇͂ͭ͛̑̂̓ͧͩ͘͜͞͠ ̡̛͕̥̫̠̟̻̃̅̎̃̃ͫ͘͘͘͞h̖̀̋ē̛̼̔̀̑̚̕͟l̶̡̯͙̇ͯ͑͗̓p̗̗̥ͧ͜͏͕̣ ̸̡̼̺͖ͯͮͩ̋͂̎͐ͤͮ͢p̧̛̭̹̙̲̮̓͐ͩ̊́͟҉͜l͍̱̬̰̖̬ͮ͆ͦ̈́͂͡҉̡͉̈́̀̀e-̶̨̡̞̤͈͓͂̔̋́̚ *connections lost.*"

there are notes found in the house of ******* and here is how they read

"note ** written 20** / ** / **

it has been contained for about * years by now, the ESC-003 is standing across the window, it feels like it wants to die, we gave it a scene to get it to be non-suicidal, ESC-004 or known as Bart "****" Simpson is staged as is son, he has a portal to his pocket dimension known as the "Spam Realm" any one he hits or touches or even throw spam at will make a black hole and it would suck everything from a large radius to his dimension, over there is absolute hell, it sits between the moon and the earth, it keeps getting altered when more people get in, to contain ESC-004 you have to get someone to get in the torture machine known as the, "Knee Cap Sucker" it sucks the blood out of your knee caps and it sprays it into your mouth, what this will do is get ESC-004 distracted and move to the containment chamber to get trapped in there."

End of note.